Saying Sorry Too Much: How to Break the Pattern
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- By Katherine Foster
- 07 Mar 2026
Brendon McCullum despised the moniker Bazball the moment it emerged, deeming it overly simplistic and maybe foreseeing how it could be used as a weapon down the line. Right now, down 2-0 in an away Ashes series that began with high hopes, it has become the butt of mockery from Australia.
But the coach has contributed to the problem either. Following the gut-wrenching defeat at the Gabba, his insistence that, if anything, England were 'over-prepared' prior to the pink-ball match was like trying to put out a bin fire with petrol. It could become his epitaph as national coach if performances do not improve.
On one level, you almost have to admire his commitment to the bit. While he claims to block out external noise, he will have been acutely aware of an England team often described as freewheeling and underprepared.
The truth, as ever, is not so simple. England enjoy golf just as much during their scheduled breaks as their opponents and they practice equally hard. Prior to the Gabba Test, they trained for longer, completing five days compared to Australia's three, due to their limited experience to the pink ball and the changes in lighting conditions.
McCullum's point about being "excessively ready" was that those five extra days were his decision – the instance he wavered in his conviction that less is more. It meant a significant amount of focus was expended before they even took the field in the intensity of Australia's fortress. While nets are a chance to iron out technique, they can also become a safety blanket; low-pressure work that mainly maintains the reflexes sharp.
Fixtures are congested such that warm-up matches against state sides were unavailable (and uncertain value, when you consider England having played three before the whitewash in 2013-14). What is harder to square is the dismissal of domestic red-ball cricket as a worthwhile exercise more broadly, as shown by a young player's wasted summer.
Match practice alone hardens cricketers for the many situations they encounter, and it is here where England have thus far fallen well short. The issue is not just with the bat – harrowing as some of the decision-making has been – but an attack that seems leaderless. No bowler has shown the persistence or control that the otherworldly Mitchell Starc and his support cast have delivered.
The coach's unconventional approach was freeing during its first 12 months, an effective, well diagnosed solution to shake off the lethargy that preceded it. The frustration now comes in how it has seemingly failed to move beyond that initial phase – the lack of an second phase to the initial philosophy that has seen results decline to 14 wins and 14 losses from their last 30 Tests.
Among them is Jamie Smith, a talent, undoubtedly, but one who is being mercilessly targeted on both edges and missed two key chances with the gloves. It probably does not help when your counterpart, the Australian keeper, has just produced a virtuoso display.
Based on the coach's comments in the aftermath, England appear set to persist with Smith in Adelaide. The expectation – as is the case – is that a switch to a more familiar match environment triggers his top form, with Perth's bouncy pitch and the unusual day-night format now out of the way.
The alternative is to implement the plan discovered during the series win in New Zealand 12 months ago by moving Ollie Pope down to his preferred position as a busy middle order player, handing him the gloves, and selecting a fresh face at first drop. A young contender made some runs for the Lions over the weekend, or maybe Will Jacks could perform a similar role to the former spinner in 2023.
In the end, none of this is perfect, however Australia's better fundamentals having destroyed expectations and forced the broader philosophy into the harsh glare of scrutiny.
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